Coach Z
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Fun Football Stuff - Page 1
There Are 5 Pages of Great, And Some Not so Great, Football Jokes.

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  • I was in a bar the other day.  Standing next to me was this big guy, so I said to him, "Want to hear a really funny football player joke?"
    "Before you tell me," he said, "you should realize that I'm a football player.  Furthermore, my friend beside me, who is 6'3" and weighs 240 pounds is also a football player.  And next to him is our friend who is 6'6",  weighs 270 pounds and is also a football player.  Now, are you still sure you want to tell me that football player joke?"
    "No," I said, "I'd have to explain it three times."
  • Q:  Why are the (insert a team name) like a possum?
    A:  Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
  • Lets make football more entertaining and give the quarterback something else to think about.  Lets arm middle linebackers with a coconut custard pie.

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  • Our offensive line was so good that even our running backs couldn't get through it.

  • Football is a game of inches, and that's how some teams move the ball.

  • I thought one of the linemen had a tattoo on his leg but it turned out to be a government meat inspection stamp.

  • He's so huge, instead of a number on his jersey he should have a license plate.

  • A football coach was asked his secret to evaluating raw recruits. "Well," he said, "I take them out to the woods and make 'em run.  The ones that go around the trees I make into running backs.  The ones that run into trees I turn into linemen."

  • Q:  Why didn't the dog want to play football?
    A:  It was a Boxer.

  • A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team.  "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
    "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and completly knocked it over.
    "Wow," said the coach.  "I'm impressed.  Can you run?"
    "Of course I can run," said the freshman.  He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.
    "Great!" enthused the coach.  "But can you pass a football?"
    The freshman hesitated a few seconds.  "Well sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."