Coach Z
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Fun Football Stuff - Page 2
There Are 5 Pages of Great, And Some Not so Great, Football Jokes.

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  • A big-muscled fullback was bragging to his coach, "Hey, did you see me cross the goal line five times last half?"
    "Yeah," the coach replied, "but the only time it counts is when you have the ball."
    "Darn," muttered the fullback, "every year, new rules."
  • Nowdays, if you can't beat 'em or join 'em, you start a new football league.
  • The coach retired due to illness and fatigue.  The fans were sick and tired of his coaching.

  • A football fan came home and found his father watching the game on tv.  He asked, "What's the score?"  His father said, "13 to 3."  "OK," pressured the fan, "but who's winning?"  The father said "13."

  • Our team has so many players on the injured reserve list the team bus could park in the handicapped space.

  • The only way this football team can gain yardage is to run the ball backward.

  • A football coach walked into a locker room before a game, looked over at his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.  So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."  The player agreed, the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this ... what is two plus two?"
    The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
    "Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
    Just then all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

  • A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.  Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
    "I liked it, but what I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
    "What do you mean?" he asked.
    She replied, "Well, everyone kept yelling, Get the quarter back."

  • Football is a game where 22 big, strong players run around for three hours while over 50,000 people who really need exercise sit in the stands and watch.

  • Some chickens were in the yard and a football flew over the fence.  A rooster walked by it and said, "I'm not complaining girls, but look at the work they're doing next door."

  • You know your coaching job is in trouble when the marching band forms a noose during the half-time show.

  • I know several who would have been good football players, but have intestinal problems ... no guts.

Another use for practice cones

  • This football team employs the famous donut defense: it has a big hole in the middle.

  • He wore number 53.  Unfortunatly, that was his combined SAT score.

  • The General Manager from the front office approched the Head Coach.  "We have a new player for you.  His name is Waldyak Vladimir Wojciechoowicz ."  The coach replied, "Good.  I'll put him on the first team.  I've been waiting for a chance to get back at the broadcasters."

  • The coach was marching onto the field alongside the band.  A majorette threw her baton in the air and then dropped it.  A fan yelled, "Hey, I see you coach the band too."

  • The place kicker missed his attempt at a field goal.  He was so angry, he went to kick himself and missed again.

  • Old quarterbacks never die.  They just pass away.

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