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Fun Football Stuff - Page 4
There Are 5 Pages of Great, And Some Not so Great, Football Jokes.
  • St. Peter and satan were having an argument one day about football.  Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select few from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.
    "Very well," said the gatekeeper to Heaven.  "But you realize that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."
    "I know, and that's all right," satan answered unperturbed.  "We've got all of the officials."
  • The three bears had been having some problems recently and ended up in family court.  Mama and Pappa were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
    So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents.
    When he asked the baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said, "No, I can't live with Pappa bear, he beats me terribly."
    "Okay," said the judge, "Then you want to live with your mother, right?"
    "No way!" replies baby bear, "She beats me worse than pappa bear does."
    The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't know quite what to do.  "Well, you have to live with someone, so are there any relatives you would like to stay with?"
    "Yes," answered baby bear, "my Aunt Bertha who lives in Chicago."
    "You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
    "Oh certainly," said the baby bear, "The Chicago bears don't beat anybody."

  • Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is you IQ?"  The person answers "241."
    "That is wonderful!" says Albert.  "We will talk later about the grand unification theory and mysteries of the universe.  We have much to discuss."
    Next Albert introduces himself to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"  To which the person answers, "144."
    "That is great!" responds Albert.  "We can discuss politics and current affairs.  We will have much to discuss."
    Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is you IQ?"  The person answers, "51."
    Albert responds, "How about them Cowboys?"

  • Q:  Why did God invent football?
    A:  So that married men could have some physical contact in their lives.

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